WHY FIRE A SUPERMAN

6 Test Wins in 6 Seconds
Would you be foolish enough to snatch the captaincy from a man capable of winning six tests in six seconds? Obviously not! Yet, the Indian selectors have done just that. They have sacked as captain Sourav Ganguly, a man who won 6 tests for India in six seconds.
Today as I read Times Sport in Times of India(DELHI edition),
I came across
this fact-box at the corner of the articleI
t says - "GUESS WHAT? With Ganguly's exit as captain his record is almost similar to Chappell's record.
Ganguly Tests - 49 Won - 15 Lost - 13
Chappell Tests - 48 Won - 14 Lost - 13

Six seconds later I read this fact box.

It showed Ganguly's record thus -Ganguly Tests - 49 Won - 21 Lost - 13Unbelievably, in a gap of six seconds that separated two fact boxes, Ganguy had won six test matches.How can the selectors fire such a superman?

MAJOR ACTS

Why do people have to act in normal life. Here in NIT ,in the last few days of the semester the acting talents of people around are on a high. Hardly 5% of the people act normal ant the others are either acting too busy or too free or too cool or too perturbed. I can be wrong in my observations but I really do feel its all to do with the mind how they want to present them in public rather than what is actually going on in their lives. With the majors round the corner we get to see a variety of specimens as to the way in which they carry themselves. I at best can broadly categorize them into four types

Frantic Fighters:- This species is by far the most abundant one. People who haven’t studied for all the semester now struggle against the lack of time and panic is bound to creep in their lives. The best part about these kind of people is they will be the first ones to admit that they didn’t do anything all semester. The fighters have this knack of scraping through in the end but after several heart attacks and sleepless nights

Studious student:- People who act normal cause studying for them is normal. They have worked hard all the time and are doing it right now as well ,so its majors are not a big deal. I personally like this batch of people as they are a reservoir of notes, tut sheets and almost everything that you would need for the exams

Look busy do nothing Types:- The most interesting type not too rare. They would act as if they are studying 10-12 hrs a day, very busy and don’t have times for fun but are actually wasting more time than anyone else.

Cool Maggu’s :- the kind of people who are very difficult to track and are the most deceptive ones. A person of this type would be the most happy go lucky person in the group but at the same time he would all in his right to ensure a good grade for himself. The sad part about people acting this way is that they will always try to convince others that he is not studying and he gets grades only because he is a lucky bastard.

R U RITE ????????

Question:

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

another deadly answer.

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalaye.
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer..........

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

Frustrated, Irriated, Annoyed, Pulling your hairs...................................................................relax

MAA DURGA DARSHAN

MAA DURGA DARSHAN
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