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The Dangers Of Dihydrogen Monoxide
This is a true happening: A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since it can:.... cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science.

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· DORMITORY :When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
· DESPERATION :When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
· SLOT MACHINES :When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN EM
· ANIMOSITY :When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
· A DECIMAL POINT :When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
· THE EARTHQUAKES :When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
· ELEVEN PLUS TWO :When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
· ASTRONOMER :When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
· PRINCESS DIANA :When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN
· YEAR TWO THOUSAND :When you rearrange the letters: A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN

And for the grand finale…

· MOTHER-IN-LAW :When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

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coin collection ?????????

After having woken up from a rather lengthy nap I made up my mind to go to Mata Mandir (a small market close 2 our college) for Manoj ki chai and a Wills.With bleary eyes and lethargic movements I somehow managed to reach the keys of my bike while still in bed and sent out my other hand to get my wallet.As i ran through the wallet I was taken aback by the state of my financial woes.All that I had was 1 buck 25 paise.I looked around under the keyboard ,over the pile of books,beneath the pillow here there everywhere only to realise all I had was Rs1.25 .

Dont assume that this is a once in a blue moon predicament for me.And if I were to ask you to suggest what to do you sure would had said "abe,udhari mang le kisi se".

And you are right I did this all of 2nd year but now this was not going to work and that was when I worked out the worlds finest money spinning plan ie. for going to Mata Mandir.
There are around 250 inmates of the hostel.I may be on talking terms with 220.At any given time at least 110 are present in the hostel.
Divide it in 12 wings.
around 10 guys in a wing.


bingo::::::::any clue yet what Ive thought of

With an worried look on my face I head for Ankits room.
heres what happened
"ankit yaar tere pass koi 1998 ka Rs2 ka coin hoga yaar"
"kyun"
"yaar mere pass ek coin collection hai usme 1996 ke baad ke sare saal ke sare coins hain,bas yeh wala nahi hai"
a little more convincing and a little senti works him up
trust your instincts and move ahead.
in a while either he will sympathise with you or have enough of you
2 bucks in your hand.

time to move on
NEXT Ashish,Sandeep,Nihaal,..Gautam

enough for the day
and I head for Mata Mandir and my mates....

guys plans like these work for only a week or so
so if uve got any other plans/ideas please share it .......
........... of the fokat association (manit,bhopal)

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