THE DARK SIDE

LAST LINE is a MASTER PIECE

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a
DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up
bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back.
3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates were to
pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less then 10 years.
4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left with
US$5 Million for his pocket money.
5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he doesn't
drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e. US$30 Million,
he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates is
now.
6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest country on earth.
7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can make
a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to
make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING
747 planes to transport all the money.
8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live for
another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish
all his money before he can go to heaven.
Last but not the least :
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their
computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be
bankrupt in 3 years!

How to start your day with a positive attitude?

1. Create a "New Folder" on your computer
2. Name it "COLLEGE"
3. Send it to trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your computer will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of "COLLEGE"?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly..

(AND YOU FEEL BETTER ALL DAY...YES YES ! )

IT WORKS

MAIN SHAYAR TO NAHIN...........

# ESC : NO DO GYARA
#F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDDHA MIL GAYA
# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
# ALT+CNTR+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
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# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
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