Night Out: Exam Time shortcut to doom................time for the heejie beejies

FINAL EXAMS

When you have not studied for the whole semester taking the minor examinations as a trivial academic blotch in your semester then week to go before the final exam is fucking serious time as is with me.
Mission 1:

guyz start off with the first thing get hold of my syllabus book(if you dont find yours claim somebody elses as your own).
develope an idea about the syllabus and what comes under what paper
in short develope basic ideas and ready yourself for the titanic hurdle.

Objective @EASY GOING

Mission 2:

What next:
sit down and study good joke
find and arrange books
(I bought 2 brand new books days before the final exams.)
get a khata ie.a note book and clear out a small 3"into 2" space in your room and clear the crap out of that place.
all set to go.

Objective on BACK FOOT

Mission 3:

Spend time elaborating you faint and dismal chances
Participate in GDs and talk shows discussing the futillity of exams and the current dismal standing and a probable hands down defeat in the exams.
Take heart from each others misery.
Believe that you have very little time left in life and enjoy life
Go for movies dinners but dont get senti or run into an attractive girl.
That all the more ruins your chance of recovering during exams.
They call it the lull before the storm;i love it.

Objective DELAYED THUNDERBOLT

Mission 4:

2 days to go
"gand phat rahi hai"
"wat lag gayi"
"maa chud gayi"
"bhosrike ab to padne ka time bhi nahi bacha hai"
With your back against the wall jawan make a brave offensive
as ammunition garner all the notes photocopies books that is worthwhile and sit in your 3" into 2" study zone and slog .
"screwed up"
"no hope buddy"
"ill flunk man"
beat it
grow up
you sit and deceide night before the exam the answer to all the woes is combined study (the last nail in the coffin).what this generally leads to is this
"tu yeh chod raha hai na"
"aur tu"
"maine bhi chor diya"
"jo aa sakta hai woh pad salle yeh to chor raha hoon"
"laure ke baal yeh chapter chor de aukat hai padne ki"
amused confused the whole bunch of guys are leaving out the section.
frantic preparation
occasional chai coffee
regular cigarettee
night long slog
weary eyes
baked look
zero knowledge
humped confidence
screwed oneself
perform last rites before heading for the dreaded paper

Objective CRISIS MANAGEMENT

Mission 5:

fuck up the paper
screw up your self
chew your nails till they are finished
try and write out a few answers
god help you and also your neighbour

Objective CRASHED

Mission 6:

history repeats itself
"maa chid gayi"
"got screwed man"
"made a fucking silly mistake"
"suply nahi lag gaye"
no point grumble about it
get a regular dose of porn and get some rest before you have to slog it out once again tonight.

Objective START FROM SRATCH